Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! (IR135A)
Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! (IR135A) - My Chaotic Paradise Found (Maybe?)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill EVERYTHING about my recent stay at the gloriously-marketed (and let's be honest, slightly intimidating) Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! (IR135A). Forget the perfectly polished brochure photos; this is the REAL DEAL, warts and all. And trust me, there were warts. But also…a lot of sunshine. Let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility & Safety - The Good, The Okay, and the "Hmm…"
First off, the essential stuff. Accessibility: The website mumbled something about "facilities for disabled guests" – vague much? Look, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did have a slight ankle sprain from a rogue scooter incident the day before (don't ask). Navigating the resort was generally okay, though. The elevator was a lifesaver, bless its metallic soul. However, some pathways felt a bit… winding. Definitely not a breezy stroll for anyone with serious mobility issues. CCTV in common areas & outside property – check. Feeling watched? Maybe. Feeling safe? Definitely leaning towards yes. The 24-hour security was a comforting presence, and the doorman was always on hand with a friendly smile (and sometimes, with a slight struggle to understand my terrible Indonesian). Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and all that jazz were reassuringly present. So, safety-wise, they seem to be trying. The Exterior corridor isn't my preferred style.
Now, about the COVID-19 situation. They really emphasized cleanliness, and that's a huge plus. Hand sanitizer everywhere (THANK GOODNESS), staff trained in safety protocol, and the daily disinfection in common areas felt reassuring. Room sanitization opt-out available - good to know! They even used anti-viral cleaning products. They also had physical distancing of at least 1 meter. But! The execution wasn't flawless. Sometimes the sanitizing felt a little… perfunctory. And honestly, the shared stationery removed policy? I think I’ll live without the complimentary pen.
Cleanliness is King/Queen, but Let’s Talk Realness
My room (once I finally found it – more on that later) was… clean. Mostly. The rooms sanitized between stays claim? I believe it. The hot water linen and laundry washing also got a thumbs up. They even boasted professional-grade sanitizing services. BUT. (And you knew there was a "but" coming, right?) I did spot a rogue stray hair near the bathroom sink on day two. Just… a tiny one. That was enough for me to start scrutinizing every surface. Maybe it’s just me, being overly paranoid. But, if you are obsessed with cleanliness, then you should be warned.
Internet – The Digital Dilemma
Okay, this is crucial. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – YES! Internet access – wireless – YES! Internet access – LAN – ALSO, YES! Great on paper. In reality? The Wi-Fi was a fickle beast. Some days it purred like a kitten; other days, it was a grumpy, dial-up-era badger. I'm talking buffering videos, dropped Zoom calls, and the kind of frustration that makes you want to hurl your laptop into the private pool (tempting, very tempting). Luckily, I had a plan B: The Internet [LAN]! It worked a lot better. Sigh. You can’t have everything perfectly, right?
My Room, My Pool, My Paradise (Maybe?)
The Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! – that’s the selling point, right? And it is good. The private pool was glorious. The sun, the water, the blissful isolation from all the other… humans. Pure, unadulterated joy. I spent HOURS floating, pretending I was some kind of glamorous mermaid. The pool with view was not great, but it was still good.
The room itself was… well, deluxe-ish. The air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially with the blackout curtains doing their job superbly. Soundproof rooms are a godsend. The bathtub was HUGE. But… (there’s that word again!) the decor was a little… beige. Like, almost aggressively beige. The desk was functional. The sofa was okay. The bed was pretty much the most comfy bed ever had had in a hotel. The extra long bed felt indulgent. The bathroom was clean, but the water pressure was a tad weak. I'll take a strong water pressure any day!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (and Possibly a Few Regrets)
Okay, the food situation. Let's just say it was… varied. The Asian breakfast was pretty good, with a decent Asian cuisine in restaurant. There's also Western breakfast. Breakfast [buffet] – a solid option, but I found myself gravitating more towards the a la carte menu for freshness. A la carte in restaurant - okay! The restaurants themselves were decent. The poolside bar was a highlight. It was happy hour every day, right? I think I spent half my budget there. The coffee shop was a godsend in the mornings. The room service [24-hour] was a HUGE plus, especially after a particularly strenuous pool-lounging session. They had vegetarian restaurants. Sadly the Desserts in restaurant were not the greatest. The food also was not perfect, but it was good. And for me, that made it all worth it!
They also have bottle of water available in the room, so that was a plus.
Things to Do (Besides Pool-Lounging, Obvs)
The fitness center was… there. I attempted to use it once, quickly retreated. There was a spa/sauna. Also a steamroom. I’m a spa person. So, I got a massage. Pure bliss! I also considered a body scrub and a body wrap, but I chickened out. Maybe next time!
Services and Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the Bureaucracy
Air conditioning in public area, air conditioning in your room. I needed it. The concierge was helpful. The dry cleaning and laundry service were great. Daily housekeeping – a must. The luggage storage was also useful. There was even a convenience store (handy for midnight snack cravings). Unfortunately, the cash withdrawal was a pain.
Getting Around – Smooth(ish) Sailing
Airport transfer – a lifesaver after a long flight. The car park [free of charge] was a win. They have taxi service. I think you might need a valet parking.
For the Kids (and the Kid in Us)
I didn't travel with kids, but the resort seemed pretty family/child friendly. The babysitting service is useful.
The Minor Details (That Sometimes Matter the Most)
- Wake-up service – reliable.
- In-room safe box – important.
- Daily housekeeping – essential.
- Hair dryer – crucial.
- Mirror – for self-admiration (obviously).
- Bathroom phone - What's that for? I don't plan to call with the toilet.
The Verdict – Paradise Found? Mostly.
Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! – It has its flaws. The Wi-Fi is temperamental. The decor is a touch bland. But the private pool? GOLD. The staff are generally lovely. The location is great. The overall experience? Definitely worth it. Would I go back? Absolutely. Just maybe I’ll bring my own Wi-Fi router. Then again…maybe not. I need an excuse to unplug.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel plan. This is… me. And we're going to Deluxe Room 1 BR With Share Pool IR135A in Indonesia. Let's see if we survive this.
The (Highly Subjective) Indonesian Adventure of a Lifetime (Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival – Jakarta’s Chaotic Embrace (and My Mild Panic)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Ugh, the flight. Let’s just say I wasn't built for cramped airplane seats. Landing in Jakarta felt like stepping into a humid sauna. The air was thick, heavy with the smells of diesel and… something… vaguely floral? I’m instantly overwhelmed. My inner monologue is basically, "What have I gotten myself into?" But, hey, at least the immigration queue wasn't too soul-crushing.
- Mid-morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Taxi to the hotel. The traffic! Dear God, the traffic! I swear, I saw a motorcycle carrying a small flock of chickens. My driver, bless his heart, kept saying things I didn't understand, mostly involving "macet" (traffic jam, I eventually figured out). My first impression of Jakarta: it’s a glorious, chaotic mess. I love it, I hate it, I'm exhausted.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Finally, the hotel (Hotel Name: Let's Imagine it's the "Sunshine & Spices Inn" – because that sounds about right). Check-in hiccup? Yep. My name's "Sarah," but the reservation had the wrong spelling. First world problem. I ate a plate of Nasi Goreng by the lobby. Spicy. Delicious. Slightly made me sweat even more.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The room! Deluxe Room 1 BR With Share Pool IR135A. Oh. My. Goodness. The pool? Turquoise perfection. The room? Huge. The bed? King-sized dream. This is what I came for. I spent way too long figuring out the air conditioning (it’s HOT), then collapsed on the bed. Napping? Absolutely. Jet lag is a beast.
- Evening (5:00 PM onwards): Stumbled out, slightly disoriented, to explore the hotel grounds. Found a tiny, adorable warung (local eatery) close to the hotel. I tried to order something but my Indonesian consists of "terima kasih" and a confused glare. Pointed at the menu, hoping for the best. It turned out to be… fried bananas with cheese. Seriously, it was the weirdest (and tastiest) thing I’ve eaten in ages. Dinner was followed by a sunset dip in the pool. Bliss. Feeling a sliver of positivity. Though, the mosquitos are merciless.
Day 2: Jakarta Exploration - Temples, Tumbles, and Tourist Traumas
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): I actually woke up early (ish). Determined to be a "cultured traveler". So, a visit to the Istiqlal Mosque. It's HUGE. Really, truly massive. Took some pictures (respectfully, of course). Then, a quick fumble around the National Museum. I got lost. Twice. The exhibits were interesting, but my brain was a bit fried so some of the signage was just… incomprehensible.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Decided to be daring and try to eat lunch like a local. Ended up in a chaotic (but wonderful) food market. Ordered something that looked like noodles with chicken and chili. My mouth was on fire, but I kept eating because it was so damn good.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Took a taxi with the intention of visiting the Old Town (Kota Tua). Disaster struck. The ride was chaotic, the traffic intense. My driver's English was non-existent and the navigation app kept trying to send us to the wrong places. After 45 minutes of circling, I gave up and ordered the driver to take me back to the hotel. Mental health is important.
- Evening (5:00 PM onwards): So, the best laid plans… I spent the evening drinking Bintang beers by the pool. Decided I didn't want to dress up and wander around, and I just ordered room service. The fried rice again! It was a great decision. Watched some Indonesian television. Some of it was actually really good. And some of it… well, let’s just say I'm still not sure what was going on.
Day 3: Escape from Jakarta! – The Pool, the Book, and Existential Dread (and, Possibly, Bali?)
- Morning (Sunrise): The sun rises! It's bright! I’m up before my alarm (unheard of!). I grabbed my book and went for a quiet swim in the pool. The hotel's share pool is pretty perfect, the water so warm. It was pure zen, until a gaggle of kids showed up. They were cute, but after approximately 30 minutes, my brain couldn't sustain the noise levels.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): More reading by the pool, plus a little writing. I'm trying to chronicle my trip. It's proving tricky. I’m starting to realize that I'm hopelessly disorganized. I’m also developing a mild obsession with the hotel staff, because they are unfailingly polite and helpful. They genuinely seem happy to see me. This is starting to feel a little… unsettling.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Back at the warung. Attempted to order something different. Failed. Ended up with more fried bananas. Didn’t mind. Staring at the pool.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): I'm starting to feel a bit… restless. I've read my book. I've written in my journal. I've stared at the pool. I need something more. But I also don’t want to leave the air conditioning. Internal conflict: is this a vacation or a self-imposed prison?
- Evening (5:00 PM onwards): Contemplated booking a flight to Bali. This trip was always supposed to be the “Indonesia” experience – and I really like the hotel and Jakarta has been an adventure, but I am desperate for a change of scenery. I was watching the sunset with a cocktail by the pool, and I actually started looking at Bali hotels. I think I'm doing it. Booked. Let's see how that goes.
Day 4: Farewell Jakarta (and Hello, Bali?!)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Last dip in the pool. Sad. My time in Jakarta will be memorable, even though there were some rough patches. Checked out.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last taxi ride for the foreseeable future. Boarding the flight bound for Bali. I'm officially on the move.
Ongoing: Bali – more on that later! Stay tuned! (Or don't. I'm sure the next chapter will be just as messy.)
Important Notes:
- Food: I'm eating everything. And loving it. Except when it’s too spicy. Or too weird.
- Language: My Indonesian is non-existent, but I'm trying! I’m using Google Translate. It mostly works.
- Mosquitoes: They are relentless. I have learned to sleep with a net.
- Emotional Rollercoaster: Expect highs, lows, and moments of complete bewilderment.
- This is my trip: Your Indonesian adventure might be completely different. And that's okay! Enjoy it! Have fun! And, most importantly, don't be afraid to embrace the chaos. I’m trying.
Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe 1BR w/ Private Pool Access! (IR135A) – Let's Get Real!
Okay, so, what's *actually* "deluxe" about this place? I'm skeptical. (IR135A)
The private pool... is it *really* private? I’ve had “private pool” experiences before… (IR135A)
What about the location? Is it ridiculously far from everything? (IR135A)
Speaking of the room: Is the Wi-Fi decent? Because I *might* need to work (grumble, grumble). (IR135A)
Anything I should REALLY be aware of before booking? Like, things the brochure *won’t* tell me? (IR135A)
- Mosquitoes: Bring repellent. LOTS of it. They are relentless. Consider investing in those plug-in things. No joke.
- The "Breakfast": Look, it was included and edible, but don't go expecting a Michelin-star experience. Think continental, with some local options, and be prepared to navigate the occasional ant invasion. (They are also relentless... I'm sensing a theme). But hey, it's fuel! Free fuel! Which you’ll need after all your pool time.
- The Bathroom: It's an Indonesian bathroom. Which often means a shower head that's... let's say, *enthusiastic* with the water pressure. And the occasional gecko. Embrace the experience. It’s part of the charm, right?
- The Staff: They are lovely, genuinely helpful. But be prepared for a slightly slower pace of life. Which, honestly, is probably what you need. Just relax, and remember you’re on holiday.
Would you go back? The ultimate question! (IR135A)
