Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe Single Pavilion w/ Breakfast! #TB
Indonesian Paradise: Deluxe Single Pavilion - My Island of (Almost) Perfection (#TB)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from pretending to be a modern-day Robinson Crusoe in a Deluxe Single Pavilion at Indonesian Paradise (#TB, in case you forgot… like I did, sometimes). Let me tell you, it was a journey. And not always a smooth one. But hey, where's the fun in perfection, right? This review is going to be a bit like my tan - uneven, patchy in places, and hopefully, leaving you with a warm feeling.
Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and The "Wait, What?"
First things first: getting there. The airport transfer was seamless. They whisked me away from the chaos (that’s saying something in Indonesia!) - good start. The website kind of mentioned facilities for disabled guests, but… let’s just say my experience was a mixed bag. The main areas felt pretty wheelchair accessible, which was a relief. The elevators were a godsend, especially after stuffing my face at the buffet (more on THAT later). BUT… and there's always a 'but' isn't there? My pavilion itself… well, let’s just say a ramp or two would have made life easier. And some of the pathways? Let’s just say I channeled my inner Indiana Jones more than once. Still, the friendly staff were ALWAYS ready to help. They practically carried me and my overflowing suitcase at times!
Cleanliness and Safety: Germs, Be Gone! (Mostly)
Okay, let's be honest. Post-Covid, we're all obsessed with cleanliness. And Indonesian Paradise gets points for trying. The sanitization regime was STRONG. Everywhere! Hand sanitizer stations galore, staff masked up, and constant cleaning in the common areas. The anti-viral cleaning products definitely made me feel slightly less anxious (even though I'm still paranoid!). My room? Honestly, felt like a laboratory. Freshly sanitized every day, and they even offered to let me opt-out (I didn't. Because, paranoia). They gave me a little sigh of relief, a feeling of safety.
My Pavilion – My Little Paradise…Or Sort Of
The Deluxe Single Pavilion? Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. Think soaring ceilings, dark wood, and enough space to swing… well, almost swing a cat (I didn’t bring one, unfortunately). The air conditioning was a lifesaver - hello sticky tropical weather! Blackout curtains meant I could sleep until noon (and I did - shamefully, at times). The bed? Ah, the bed. Extra-long, cloud-like, and totally conducive to afternoon naps. Bliss. The bathroom was… mostly functional. The shower had decent water pressure (a win!), and the toiletries were plentiful. The complimentary tea and coffee? Essential. Although, I’m not entirely sure why there was a scale in the bathroom. Maybe a gentle reminder of all the buffet feasts? Not judging myself. At all.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet Bonanza and Beyond!
This is where things get… delicious. The buffet was a thing to behold. I’m talking mountains of fresh fruit (the mangoes!), pastries, and enough Asian and Western options to satisfy even the most indecisive foodie (like ME). I indulged in the Asian breakfast featuring authentic flavors and a fantastic buffet. They also had a vegetarian restaurant. Speaking of which, I had to order the food to my room (24-hour room service – a massive win!). I could dine on the deliciousness while lounging around in my pajamas.
The poolside bar? Perfection. Happy hour? Even better. Imagine soaking up the sun with a cocktail in hand, staring out at the pool, the views— chef’s kiss. The poolside bar itself was awesome. The drinks were strong. And the snacks? The fries were a personal highlight. I even had a couple of meals at the restaurants. The Western cuisine was decent. I mostly ordered the international cuisine at the restaurant. The restaurant offers a coffee shop. It's a good place to start the day, but the breakfast makes it unnecessary.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Beyond!
The spa! Oh. My. Goddess. This is where Indonesian Paradise truly shines. I went for a body scrub, a body wrap, and a massage. I felt like a new human being. The pool with a view was amazing, I would definitely go back. There's a fitness center, a sauna, a steam room. It's the perfect place to unwind.
Internet and Conveniences: The Modern Traveler's Essentials
Free Wi-Fi? Check! It actually worked everywhere, which is a minor miracle in some places. The internet access [LAN] was also a welcome plus. Other touches: a coffee/tea maker, safe, and daily housekeeping. The convenience store was a lifesaver for those late-night snack cravings.
For The Kids: Family Fun (Sort Of)
I didn’t bring any kids, but I noticed there were kids’ facilities. The babysitting service could come in handy. It seemed child-friendly.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Matter
Concierge? Helpful! The currency exchange? Useful. Laundry service? Essential (especially after a particularly messy mango incident). The doorman? Always smiling. I can't say enough about the staff; they were always very helpful. They were very well-trained, and helpful, and they gave me safe feeling after the Covid-19 experience.
Getting Around: Navigating the Island Life
Airport transfer worked great. There was bicycle parking. Parking was free. Taxi service was a breeze.
My Quirks and Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, here's the raw truth: there were a few hiccups. The soundproofing in my room wasn't perfect. I woke up to the rooster's crow at 5 am one morning, but the blackout curtains helped. Also, while the staff were universally lovely, sometimes communication got a little lost in translation. One time, I ordered a "light snack" from room service and received enough food to feed a small army. (No complaints, though, as the food was good!)
The Verdict: Worth the Trip? Absolutely.
Indonesian Paradise is not a perfect hotel. But the things it gets right – the stunning setting, the killer spa, the friendly staff, and the seriously delicious food – more than make up for the minor imperfections. It’s a place where you can truly unwind, recharge, and pretend you’re a pampered island dweller. It's a place where I would go back to. And trust me, I will be back. Just maybe with better ramp awareness next time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start planning my return… and dreaming of those mangoes!
Indonesian Paradise: 3BR Villa w/ Private Pool & Breakfast!Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my absolutely bonkers Indonesian adventure. Deluxe Single Pavilion-Breakfast#TB, here we COME… though knowing me, "coming" is more likely to involve a near-miss with a rogue scooter and a frantic search for a decent cup of coffee.
Day 1: Arrival & Bali Bliss - or, "Where Did My Sanity Go?"
- 6:00 AM (ish) - The Pre-Flight Panic: My alarm shrieked like a banshee. I swear, packing is a performance art, and I, unfortunately, keep bombing. Did I remember my passport? Sunscreen? My emergency chocolate stash? (Yes, that's crucial.) Found my passport, but the sunscreen was AWOL. Sigh. Off to a bad start.
- 9:00 AM - Airport Hell: The flight itself was… fine. Except for the toddler who decided my leg was his personal jungle gym. And the guy hacking up a lung in the row behind me. Oh, the joys of air travel.
- 3:00 PM - The Arrival - FINALLY!: Landed in Denpasar! The heat hit me like a tidal wave. I'm pretty sure I started sweating just looking at the airport. Finding my driver was a comedy of errors – I swear everyone at the pickup section was carrying a sign with either "Mr. Smith" or "Mrs. Johnson". Finally spotted my guy, grinning like he'd won the lottery. He whisked me away to the Deluxe Single Pavilion.
- 4:00 PM - First Impressions: The pavilion is gorgeous. Seriously, Instagram-worthy. But let's be real, I'm still processing the airplane lung-monster and the heat. I'm a sweaty, slightly terrified human wandering in a tropical paradise. The breakfast looks amazing, by the way. I'll get to that later.
- 5:00 PM - Poolside (Attempted) Serenity: Spent the better part of an hour wrestling with my luggage, then promptly face-planted into the pool. Not graceful. The water's beautiful, the sun is setting, and I'm slowly starting to unwind. Or maybe it's just the water.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Debacle: Went to a restaurant I picked out. It was good, but I also decided to try the local fire-roasted chicken. Oh boy. After 5 seconds of trying it I ran to the toilet to throw up. I should have asked if it's spicy!
Day 2: Temples, Terraces, and (More) Tears
- 7:00 AM - Breafast Feast! The Breakfast was great! Everything on their menu is delicious!
- 9:00 AM - Tanah Lot Temple: Got a driver again for the trip to Tanah Lot. It's one of those places that looks even more amazing in person than in the photos. The setting sun, the crashing waves… it's awe-inspiring. The crowds, though? Not so awe-inspiring. It's a bit of a tourist trap, but hey, I'm a tourist too! I spent ages just staring at the ocean, trying to absorb the power and the beauty. And then almost tripped on a stray flip-flop.
- 1:00 PM - Rice Paddies and Rice Wine: Headed to the Tegallalang Rice Terraces – green fields. Decided to skip the rice wine. Feeling rather delicate after last night's chicken incident.
- 4:00 PM - Massage Time: Found a local massage place. Let me tell you, I thought my body was relaxed, but this Indonesian massage hit muscles I didn't even know I had. Worth every penny.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at the hotel again: No spicy food!
Day 3: Diving Deep (Literally and Figuratively)
- 7:00 AM - Second Breakfast!
- 9:00 AM - The Dive (Attempted): Today's the day I face my fear of open water. Or rather, try to. My dive instructor, a guy named Ketut (because, Bali), was incredibly patient. After several hours of lessons, I was to go in the water. I got to go in the water! It was cool and I was able to see some fish!
- 2:00 PM - That Night's Sunset: I was going to watch the sunset, I was going to have a beer, and everything was going to be all better. But. I tried a new place and everything didn't go all better. A lot went wrong. I got served beer that I don't like. I was sitting there, thinking about my situation. And it made me want to cry. The sun was setting, there was a great view and all that, but it didn't work.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner in silence:
- 9:00 PM - Lights out: I slept for 12 hours!
Day 4: Reaching Out
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast Again: I'm pretty sure I'm now addicted to this breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - Local Vibes: I was going to do something cultural.
- 11:00 AM - Wandering and Wondering: I was wandering around, and I saw some kids playing. I wanted to talk to them. So, I went, and talked to them. I even saw them going back home.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch and Life: Went to another restaurant and this time tried new foods that actually taste good! I met this woman, she sat with me for a while. It was good!
- 7:00 PM - I'm back to the hotel tonight: Went to bed early!
Day 5: The Great Beyond
- 7:00 AM - Goodbye Breakfast: The last breakfast ever.
- 9:00 AM - Going back home: Bye!
This itinerary is… well, it's me. It's messy, it's emotional, and it's probably full of embarrassing moments. But it's also about embracing the chaos, finding the beauty in the unexpected, and ultimately, just trying to have a good time. And if I can do that, even with the toddler-jungle-gym issue and the fiery chicken incident, then I'd say it's a win. Now, where's that sunscreen…?
Indonesian Paradise: Your Cozy Garden View Double Room Awaits (SU45)
1. Okay, so, "Deluxe Single Pavilion"? What's *that* even mean? Is it REALLY deluxe? And is single... lonely sounding? Spill the tea. ☕
Alright, alright, settle down, friend! "Deluxe Single Pavilion" sounds fancy, right? And, well, it *is* pretty nice. Think: your own little Balinese palace, basically. Picture a standalone hut, usually with a thatched roof (dreamy!), spacious inside, maybe a four-poster bed (hello, Instagram!), and a private little patio or garden area. Deluxe? Well, "deluxe" is subjective, innit? Compared to a hostel dorm, YES. Compared to a presidential suite? Nah. It's comfy, it's private, it's got aircon (THANK GOD!), and it's your own darn space. Single? Yeah, you're on your own. But hey, that means no snoring roommate, no fighting over the remote, and you can wander around in your undies if you fancy. (Don't judge me!) Honestly, it's pretty liberating. Though, I *will* admit, sometimes, especially after a coconut-induced sugar crash, the silence gets a little *too* loud. Brought my journal though, so, problem solved!
2. Breakfast included, you say? What’s the food situation? Is this a buffet situation that's going to end in a food coma, or...? π₯π³
Ooh, breakfast! This is CRUCIAL. Okay, so the breakfast situation… varied. Sometimes buffet, sometimes Γ la carte. My experience was a mix. One day, it was a glorious spread of fresh fruit (dragon fruit, mango – OH MY GOD, the mango!), pastries, eggs cooked to order (omelets were my JAM), and that strong, good Indonesian coffee that'll have you buzzing all morning. *Heaven*. Then the next day? The omelet was a bit… sad. The coffee tasted like dishwater. And the staff seemed to be running on island time, which, let me tell you, can feel VERY slow when you're hangry. (I may or may not have passive-aggressively stared at the chef for five minutes waiting for my eggs. No regrets!) But hey, even the less-than-stellar breakfasts were still better than what I usually eat at home, which is usually cereal wolfed down while I'm late for work. So, overall, a win, I'd say! Just be prepared for some inconsistency. Embrace the experience. It's a freaking adventure, people!
3. Okay, but be honest: Was it actually *paradise*? Or just… a nice hotel room? π€
Haha! Okay, the big question. Was it paradise? *Sigh*. Look, let's be real. "Paradise" is a loaded word, right? It's not always perfect. You can't expect perfect. A flock of chickens were my 6 AM wake up call. One morning, I found a giant cockroach in the bathroom (shrieked, nearly fainted). And the internet? Forget about it! So, not exactly *Eden*. BUT… the sunrises over the rice paddies? Unreal. The feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation on the patio with a good book? Priceless. The staff, mostly (some were a bit… aloof), were incredibly kind and helpful. One of the waiters even taught me a few words of Bahasa Indonesia, and I did a decent job of remembering them! (I think). So, no, not perfect. But was it damn close to being a slice of heaven? Absolutely. It was restorative, it was beautiful, and it gave me the escape I desperately needed. It was far enough from the hustle and bustle, but close enough to the action of Bali. The key is: manage your expectations, be open to the imperfections, and just… *breathe*.
4. What’s the vibe like? Is it couples-central, or is it cool for a solo traveler like me? πΊπ
Alright, this is important. The vibe? Generally chill. I saw a mix of couples, families, and, yes, a decent scattering of solo travelers. Honestly, I felt perfectly comfortable on my own. The setting is conducive to quiet contemplation (if you're into that) or mingling (if you feel like it). There are communal areas, like the pool and the restaurant, where you can strike up conversations if you're feeling social. And if not, you can retreat to your private pavilion and be a hermit! No judgement here. I spent a lot of time relaxing by the pool, reading, and staring pensively at the palm Trees. And you know what? I loved it. It's a great spot to recharge and reconnect with yourself. Just… bring a good book (or several)! And maybe some earplugs, just in case those chickens decide to have a rave at 4 am. The early morning roosters got *old*.
5. Location, location, location! Whereabouts is this blissful haven nestled? And is it easy to get around? πΊ️
Okay, the location. This will vary depending on *which* Indonesian Paradise you booked, obviously! Mine was… let's just say it was a little outside the main tourist hubbub. Which, for me, was a HUGE plus! It meant less chaos, less crowds, and more authentic experiences. But it also meant you definitely needed transportation. Scooters are the way to go – seriously. You can rent one easily and explore surrounding areas. Just… be careful! The roads can be a bit… *spirited*, and the traffic is a delightful mix of cars, scooters, chickens, and rogue dogs. I definitely had a few moments of mild panic. Hiring a driver is also an option and can be super affordable. It's worth considering if you're not confident on a scooter or if you plan on doing a lot of exploring. Overall, the location was great. A bit isolated, which was exactly what I needed. But plan your transport accordingly or expect to be paying extortionate taxi fares.
6. Any hidden costs or sneaky surprises I should be aware of? π°
Ah, the financial realities of paradise! Okay, here's the deal. Be prepared for a service charge (usually around 10-20%) on top of the listed prices at the hotel restaurant and bar. And be aware that some activities, like spa treatments or excursions, are *not* included. I fell victim to the allure of a massage (who wouldn't?), and it added a significant chunk to my bill. And, of course, there are always those little extras – laundry service, late check-out fees (if you need them), and any incidentals you may “accidentally” incur. It's not necessarily “sneaky,” it’s just good to be aware of. Check your bill carefully at the end to make sure everything is correct. And, if you're on a budget, factor these extra costs into your overall planning. I definitely did not budget enough, and by the end of my trip, I was eating instant noodles in my room. Still, worth it!
7. Anything I should REALLY do or see while I'm there? Any can't-miss experiences? π️
