Escape to Lake Allatoona: Best Western Bliss Awaits!
Escape to Lake Allatoona: Best Western Bliss Awaits! – A Hot Mess Review (But a Good One!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a trip. Not just any trip, but an Escape to Lake Allatoona: Best Western Bliss Awaits! adventure. And let me tell you, it was… well, it was an experience. I'm here to give you the REAL lowdown, the messy truth, the stuff they won't put in those glossy brochures. Prepare for opinions, rambles, and maybe even a few tears (of laughter, mostly).
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First Impressions: The Arrival (and the Slightly Dodgy Elevator)
Alright, so pulling up to this Best Western, I'm expecting… a Best Western. And that's basically what I got. Clean lines, decent parking (yes, free!), and a generally welcoming vibe. The exterior is pleasant enough, nothing spectacular, but hey, we’re here for the lake, not the fancy facade. The elevator, however, was a bit… characterful. Let's just say it wasn't the fastest, and I may or may not have held my breath a few times. (Okay, I definitely held my breath.) But hey, at least it worked. That’s a win in my book!
(Accessibility – A Mixed Bag, But Promising!)
Now, let's talk practicalities. Accessibility is HUGE for me. I'm thrilled to say that the hotel boasts Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator. That’s the basics covered. I did notice a few accessible rooms, but I didn't get a chance to inspect and I couldn't find any information on them during my visit. Now, I'm not an expert on accessible rooms, so I'm not going to pretend to be. However, I did see Exterior corridor access which helps. This is a good start, and Best Western generally tries to be accommodating. If accessibility is a primary concern, I'd recommend calling ahead to confirm specifics and to ensure the accessible rooms meet your precise needs.
(Internet, Internet, Everywhere! – And Does it Actually Work??)
Yes! The most important thing is clear: Free Wi-Fi is in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas! HALLELUJAH! In this day and age, bad internet is a dealbreaker for me. I need to be able to stream my shows, work (ugh, don't remind me!) and post ridiculous photos of myself at the lake. And the internet was actually pretty decent. No buffering nightmares. No rage-quitting on work calls! Good job, Best Western! There's also Internet [LAN] if you're old school. They also offer Internet services.
(Room Sweet Room (and a Few Quirks))
My room? Nice enough. Standard Best Western fare. Air conditioning worked like a champ. I appreciated the Blackout curtains – crucial for sleeping in after a day of splashing around. The Desk was a decent size – perfect for pretending to work while scrolling Instagram. My bed was comfy (though I think I got the squeaky springs special, just for me). The Bathrobes felt good. The Coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver in the morning (and by the fourth day, I was mainlining the stuff). They have Additional toilet and Separate shower/bathtub. You would never think these things matters, but they do.
Now for some quirky observations: The Mirror was strategically placed where you could admire your lake-hair, which is a must. The Closet was big enough to store my mountain of luggage. There was a Refrigerator, which is amazing! (Leftovers, people, leftovers!). However, my Slippers were a little… slippery when wet. And also, the Alarm clock was set to a truly dreadful, yet somehow catchy, jingle and I swear I woke up a few times just wanting to smash it (but I did not). There was also a Safe, for the valuables, a must in our modern world.
(Cleanliness and Safety – My Inner Germaphobe Approves!)
Okay, this is a biggie, especially in the current climate. I'm happy to report that the hotel seems to be taking cleanliness seriously. I saw Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. They have Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas. My room seemed spotless. And the bathroom? No questionable hairs in sight! They claim to have Rooms sanitized between stays. Staff trained in safety protocol. They also offer the option to opt out of Room sanitization opt-out available, how about that?
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Fun!)
Breakfast, folks! Let's get down to brass tacks. They have Breakfast [buffet], and it's the standard continental fare. Waffles, pastries, cereal, eggs. Nothing to write home about, but it’s free and it fills a hole! You can also get Breakfast takeaway service, fantastic for a lazy morning. And I can also vouch for the Coffee shop, because you have to stay fueled. They offer Bottle water. The Poolside bar got my attention… More on that later! They have a Snack bar and also some restaurants, including the Asian cuisine in restaurant. Let's just say, the bar poolside had my attention.
(Services and Conveniences – The Little Things Matter!)
They've got most of the usual suspects: Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage, and a 24-hour front desk [24-hour]. There's a convenience store. I did not check the currency exchange or the cash withdrawal. However, something that really stood out was the Outdoor venue for special events and a terrace. Also, they have a gift/souvenir shop! (perfect for those last-minute "I FORGOT TO BUY A GIFT" panics).
(Things to Do – Getting Your Lake On!)
This is where the "Escape" part comes in. You are at Lake Allatoona; it's all about the water! Obviously, the Swimming pool is a draw. And they have a Swimming pool [outdoor]! There there's a Pool with view. I spent a glorious afternoon just floating in the water, soaking up the sun, and watching the world (and my cares) drift away.
- Anecdote Alert! One afternoon, I was lounging by the pool, reading a book, and suddenly, a rogue inflatable flamingo floated into my personal space. I swear, it was the most comical thing ever. It was like, "Excuse me, can I join you in this moment of lakeside bliss?" I ended up pushing it away with my foot because I needed to get back to my book but I still feel bad about it. Maybe I should've embraced the flamingo. Maybe I need more fun in my life…
They have the Fitness center and Gym/fitness. Unfortunately, it was a little cramped but there. Also they have a Spa/sauna. They also have a Massage. Unfortunately, I can't comment on the Body scrub, the Body wrap, the Foot bath, the Sauna, the Steamroom, or the Spa. I failed to find the time to visit. Maybe next time.
(For the Kids – Family Fun!)
I'm not a parent, but I did see plenty of families having a blast. There's a Babysitting service, and a Family/child friendly atmosphere. I saw Kids facilities and also a Kids meal.
(Getting Around – Easy Peasy!)
Car park [free of charge] is a massive win. I'm not gonna pay extra for parking. They also offer Airport transfer. If there's something that I really like, is their access to Taxi service if you did not drive there.
(The BIG Question: Would I Recommend It?)
Absolutely! The Escape to Lake Allatoona: Best Western Bliss Awaits! is a solid choice for a relaxing getaway. It's clean, convenient, and has a decent array of amenities. Is it five-star luxury? Nope. Is it cozy and comfortable? Yes! Is it perfect? Nah, but who is? But, would I go back? In a heartbeat!
Emotional Reaction: 8/10 – A Solid Lake Escape!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your smooth Best Western Allatoona Inn and Suites itinerary. This is a survival guide, a confession booth, and a comedic tragedy all rolled into one… with a lot of beige carpet. Prepare for the ride.
Trip: Conquering the Allatoona Inn (and Possibly My Own Sanity)
Day 1: Arrival (and the Great Bedding Inquisition)
14:00 – Arrive at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL). Okay, flying into ATL is an experience. It’s like a giant, slightly chaotic, metal bird decided to lay its eggs there. Finding the rental car? That’s a quest worthy of Indiana Jones. Expect delays, expect grumpy people, and expect to smell the lingering scent of stale pretzels. I've already lost a sock somewhere in security, so… we're off to a good start.
15:00 – Rental Car Rampage. Managed to get the car. It's a beige sedan, which, honestly, seems appropriate for this particular adventure. The GPS is probably going to be a jerk, I can just feel it in my bones. "Recalculating." Ugh, the bane of every road trip.
16:00 – Drive to Best Western Allatoona Inn & Suites, Cartersville, GA. Why Allatoona? Let's just say, life throws you curveballs, and sometimes those curveballs land you in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. On paper, this place is a haven of tranquility. In reality? We'll see. The anticipation is already eating me alive.
17:30 – Check-in and the Great Bedding Investigation. Okay, here's the thing. I have a very specific relationship with hotel beds. It’s a love/hate affair. Mostly hate. I walk into the room. First thing? Bed inspection. Is there that faint whiff of… something? You know, the "previous guest" smell? Praying to the hotel gods it’s not happening. I swear, I once found a rogue dust bunny the size of a small puppy hiding under a comforter. Let's just say it didn't end well. I'm hoping for a hypoallergenic mattress and fluffy pillows.
18:00 – Unpacking and settling in. This process takes longer than it should, no matter how organized I try to be. Why is packing so hard when unpacking is so easy? I end up putting clothes on the floor, promising myself I'll get around to it. Pro tip: Always pack a decent book. Because, hey, if you're gonna be stuck in a hotel room, you might as well be lost in a good story.
19:00 – Dinner at [Local Restaurant, potentially with a chain restaurant, but also the only one open late]. Ah, the local dining experience. Sometimes they are pure gold. Sometimes… well, let's just say I've experienced more than one "mystery meat special." Maybe it'll be a charming, family-run diner. Maybe it'll be a chain restaurant. Either way, I'll give you the play-by-play. My stomach grumbles just thinking about it.
20:30 – Evening Entertainment: Channel Surfing of Disappointment/Bliss. The highlight after settling into the hotel room. Will it be the perfect movie to wash off the previous day's tension? Or will it be bad reality TV? A crap shoot, honestly. But hey, I watch it anyway.
Day 2: Allatoona Adventures (and the Quest for Wi-Fi)
07:00 – Wake up, Attempted Exercise (because who are we kidding…). The hotel gym is almost definitely going to be a closet with two treadmills, a broken elliptical, and a rusty weight bench. But hey, a girl can dream of a morning yoga and a protein shake before the REAL adventures start…
08:00 – Breakfast at the Continental Buffet of Unknown Origins. Okay, here's where things get interesting. Free breakfast is a gamble. Will it be limp waffles and questionable sausage? Or a surprisingly decent spread of eggs and fruit? The mystery is the journey! I'll go full-on detective on the situation.
09:00 – Exploring the Area (depending on the "area"). This is where things get… flexible. The "Adventures" part. If the hotel brochure promised "nearby attractions," we'll explore them. If it's all, "close to a lake" and "enjoy the quiet," we'll hike, pray for good weather, and hope for a good view on the scenic drive.
- Option A: Lake Allatoona. Sun, water, and hopefully not another lake. Sunscreen is key.
- Option B: Historic Bartow County. (We'll try and pretend to like history.)
- Option C: The hotel room.
12:00 – Lunch at a local diner (maybe). Finding a decent place is half the battle. (See dinner, Day 1.)
13:00 – The Wi-Fi Wars. This is a serious contender for the day's main event. Hotel Wi-Fi. It can be a blessing, a curse, and an exercise in frustration. Here is hoping for working wifi.
- Option A (The Dream): Seamless streaming, all the internet I need.
- Option B (The Reality): Constant buffering, dropped connections, and the temptation to throw my laptop out the window.
15:00 – Afternoon Relaxation (or Desperate Search for Caffeine). A nap? A book? The search for a decent coffee shop that isn't part of a gas station? The world holds infinite possibilities.
18:00 – Dinner at a local restaurant (yes, again). Back to the food.
20:00 – Another Channel Surfing Session. More disappointment. More bliss?
Day 3: Departure (and Saying Goodbye to the Beige)
07:00 – Same as Day 2. I might sleep in a little, depending on how my sleep went.
08:00 – Final Breakfast Battle. Same rules apply. Survival of the fittest.
09:00 – Check Out. Pray the bill is correct.
10:00 – Drive to ATL (or wherever this all started). Reflecting on the journey.
11:00 – Final Airport Shenanigans. Hugs, tearful goodbyes, and the realization that maybe I'm not cut out for the whole "travel" thing.
This itinerary is a suggestion. It's a guideline. It's also probably going to be completely ignored. Because, who knows what will happen? Will I discover a hidden gem of a restaurant? Will I be forced to sing karaoke at a dive bar? Will I actually enjoy myself? Stay tuned.
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Escape to Lake Allatoona: Best Western Bliss Awaits! - (Or Does It?) - The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Absolutely Nothing BUT the Truth... (Well, Mostly)
Okay, spill the tea: Is this Best Western REALLY "Bliss" at Lake Allatoona? Because, let's be real, Best Western has a certain... reputation.
Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because the "Bliss" part? Let's just say it's more like "Bliss Adjacent" with a healthy dose of "Charmingly Questionable." Look, I’m no stranger to the budget hotel scene. I've seen things. Things you wouldn't believe (mostly involving questionable stains and suspiciously sticky doorknobs). And yes, going in, I was prepared for… well, the usual. But you know what? It actually wasn't *terrible*. Key word: *wasn't*. We'll get to the "was" later. The proximity to the lake? Freaking amazing. I could practically taste the bass jumping out of the water (okay, maybe I was just hungry for the fish fry we planned, but still!).
The room itself? Decently clean, which is always a plus. The air conditioning *mostly* worked, which is a HUGE win in Georgia humidity. The breakfast? Standard Best Western fare. Think: cardboard-adjacent waffles, pre-packaged pastries that taste vaguely of disappointment, and coffee that could probably strip paint. But hey, it's free! And after a night of wrestling with a rogue, pillow-hugging mosquito, you learn to be grateful for anything edible, even if it *is* slightly, well, sad. Let's be charitable and call it "functional sustenance."
My first impression? "Alright, this ain't the Ritz, but I can survive." That’s the ultimate goal, right? Survival.
So, the lake… Tell me about THE LAKE. Was it… lake-y? Swimmable? Monster-y?
Oh, the lake! THAT was the star of the show. Lake Allatoona? Beautiful. Seriously. Yes, it was lake-y. Very lake-y. Massive expanse of water, shimmering under the Georgia sun. The view from our (mostly functional) balcony? Breathtaking. We could practically *see* ourselves having a perfect day. Which we… kind of did. Sort of.
Swimmable? Absolutely! We spent hours out there, splashing, laughing, trying not to think about what might be lurking beneath the surface (shoutout to all the conspiracy theories about giant catfish… or worse!). We even rented a pontoon boat, which was an experience in itself. I mean, picture this: me, trying to navigate this behemoth of a watercraft, dodging jet skis piloted by teenagers hopped up on adrenaline and questionable decisions. Let’s just say, I owe a lot of apologies and a small fortune to the boat rental company.
Monster-y? Well, I didn’t see any Nessie-level creatures, but the sheer *size* of some of those fish people were pulling in? Let’s just say I’d keep my toes away from the edge of the dock. And the wildlife? There were geese. A LOT of geese. And they were *judgey*. They clearly thought my swimsuit was a fashion crime. Geese, man. They're the worst. (But I digress…)
Let's talk about the *actual* hotel experience. Any… quirks? Shall we say?
Oh, the quirks! Where do I even *begin*? Okay, first things first: the elevator. It was... slow. Like, "watching-paint-dry" slow. And the music they played in it? Elevator Muzak. The kind that slowly drains the will to live. I swear, I aged a year every time I rode it. And let's not forget the mysterious "wet spot" on the ceiling of the hallway near the vending machines. I stared at it for a solid fifteen minutes, trying to figure out its origin story. (My guess? A leaky pipe. Or maybe a rogue water balloon attack. The possibilities were endless.)
Then there was the incident with the ice machine. My best friend (let's call her Sarah) and I were suffering mightily from the heat and desperately wanted to make some cocktails in our room. We venture forth, cups in hand, ready to conquer the ice situation. And what do we find? An out-of-order sign. Sarah's face crumpled. I'm pretty sure I saw a tear well up. It felt like the end of the world. We did eventually find ice, after a lengthy expedition to another floor. But the moment... the *betrayal* of the ice machine... it left a mark.
Okay, the breakfast situation. Be honest. Did you actually *eat* the waffles? Did you survive?
The waffles. Ah, the waffles. Look, I’m a sucker for nostalgia. And the sight of those little, pre-formed waffles… it just screams “childhood road trip” to me. So, yes. I ate the waffles. I ate them. I regretted it. Immediately. They tasted vaguely of sadness and regret. And a faint hint of… plastic? (Okay, I might be exaggerating a *little*.)
Did I survive? Yes. Technically. No stomach issues, no alien abductions, no sudden urges to break into interpretive dance. So, I suppose you could call it a win. I washed them down with about three gallons of slightly-burnt coffee (the one good thing about the whole setup, honestly). And then I looked longingly at the bowl of slightly-bruised fruit. But hey, it was free! And it filled a hole. The hole left by the waffle. And the hole in my soul. You know, the usual.
What was the *best* part of the whole experience? Seriously, what made it worthwhile?
Honestly? The company. Being there with Sarah, escaping the daily grind, laughing until our sides hurt… THAT was the magic. We spent hours just sitting on the balcony, watching the sunset paint the sky in these crazy colors, gossiping, sharing stupid jokes, and just… *being*. We’re both so busy with work and life, you know? It can be hard to find time to just disconnect. That, more than anything, was worth it.
And the lake! The lake was magical. But even if the Best Western had been a total disaster (and it wasn’t, really!), if we’d had to stay in a tent in the parking lot, I would still have enjoyed myself. Because the best memories aren't about fancy hotels or gourmet breakfasts. They're about the people you're with. The shared experiences. The inside jokes. The mutual appreciation of slightly-burnt coffee. The whole imperfect, slightly-messed-up, totally-human… *experience* of it all.
