Escape to Luxury: The Westin Reston Heights Awaits!
Escape to Luxury: The Westin Reston Heights Awaits! – A Review That's Real (and Real Messy!)
Okay, let's get this thing started. The Westin Reston Heights, right? I've heard the whispers. "Luxury," they say. "Escape," they promise. Well, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to tell you if it actually lives up to the hype. And trust me, I'm not pulling any punches. This isn't some glossy brochure; this is real.
First Impression: Access and Accessibility (Or, The Dreaded Elevator Ride)
Alright, so first things first: getting to the luxury. I’m not the easiest person to get around, and honestly, the accessibility aspect is huge. I depend on a wheelchair, and let me tell you, the parking situation at first seemed a tad wonky. But hey, free car park is a plus, and eventually, I found a spot. The elevator? Thank god – functioning and spacious. Praise the hotel gods there, because you know how crucial that is?!
Accessibility Breakdown:
- Wheelchair Accessible? YES! Big thumbs up. Easy access throughout the hotel.
- Elevator? Yep, and thankfully it was smooth and roomy. Crisis averted.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They've got it figured out, from what I saw. No horror shows of impossibly narrow doors!
- CCTV in Common Areas & Outside Property: Always a good sign for feeling safe.
Internet, Oh Glorious Internet! (Or, The Age-Old Battle with Wi-Fi)
Listen, in this day and age, a hotel offering free Wi-Fi is like a coffee shop offering, well, coffee. It's expected. The Westin delivered on this front – thankfully. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – Hallelujah! And let me tell you, the signal strength was surprisingly consistent. Now, I did notice a LAN Internet option lurking in the room description. Who even uses LAN anymore?! Unless you're a hardcore gamer, or just… old school (like me, maybe?).
My Wi-Fi Anecdote: I swear, it's like the universe knows when you desperately need to upload a photo. I was trying to send a stunning picture of the pool view (more on that later), and… buffering, buffering, buffering. Ugh! I went bananas! Thought I'd have to use the LAN cable. Thankfully a quick reboot and I got the upload just in time to share the pic to save my sanity.
Amenities, Amenities, Everywhere! (And The Questionable Poolside Bar)
Alright, deep breaths, because there's a LOT to cover here. This is where the "Escape to Luxury" claim gets tested.
- Pool with a View: Holy wow! Seriously, the outdoor pool was gorgeous. The view? Stunning! And don't even get me started on the concept of lounging by the pool with a magazine or book. But, and this is a big but: the poolside bar? Let's just say, the cocktail menu was about as exciting as watching paint dry. Poolside Bar: Meh.
- Spa/Sauna & Fitness Center/Gym: I didn't personally get into the spa action, but I did peek at the fitness center. Looked well-equipped and clean. (Always a plus!) The Steamroom and Sauna options, though? My inner lazy self was very tempted!
The Fitness Center - A Love Story (And a Slight Disappointment)
Okay, so I'm supposed to be on vacation, right? The Westin tried its best to make that impossible. But back to that Fitness Center, it was a real treat. They had everything from treadmills to free weights, including fitness machines I'd never seen before. The only issue was that, as often happens, I had to wait some time for one of the machines to free up, so I was forced to resort to free weights.
- The Takeaway. While a love story, it was also a reminder of how long the journey to better health takes.
Cleanliness & Safety: Are We Safe? (Or, The Quest for Germ-Free Bliss)
In these uncertain times, this is paramount. I'm happy to report the Westin seems to take it seriously, but there are a few little things to iron out.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Necessary!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Excellent!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yep, noticed. A+, Westin
- Hand sanitizer available throughout the hotel? Yes, thank heavens.
- They also had Room sanitization opt-out available, which is very comforting.
The Dining Experience: Fueling the Escape (Or, My Endless Quest for the Perfect Breakfast)
Okay, let's talk food. This is the make-or-break for me.
- Restaurants: At least one, maybe more. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. Nothing mind-blowing, but certainly edible. They also had a nice Coffee/tea in restaurant.
- Room service [24-hour] – Crucial for the lazy, and I am often lazy.
- Restaurants with Asian cuisine and International cuisine options. Always welcome!
My Breakfast Epiphany:
I was obsessed with getting a decent breakfast. (I'm a creature of habit, okay?). The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty standard. But the real perk was having Coffee/tea in restaurant, plus the option of having Breakfast in room . Ah, sheer bliss! I was utterly content for half an hour.
The Room Itself: My Little Haven (Or, The Quest for the Perfect Pillow)
Okay, the room. The actual room. Here's the rundown:
- Air conditioning: Absolutely necessary.
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Yes, please! So comfy.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleeping in.
- In-room safe box: Always a good idea.
- Free Wi-Fi: (See above!)
- Complimentary tea/coffee maker? Yes!
The Bathroom Revelation:
The bathroom was gorgeous. Modern, clean, and with a separate shower/bathtub. And here's a little confession: I may have spent a solid hour just soaking in the tub, gazing out the Window that opens. Pure bliss.
- The Minor Imperfection: The toilet was good. The lighting was just a smidge too weak.
Services & Conveniences: The Extras (Or, Did They Actually Think of Everything?)
This is where the Westin tries to "wow" you.
- Doorman: Always appreciated.
- Concierge & 24-hour Front Desk: Helpful!
- Laundry service & Dry cleaning: Essential for a longer stay.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Big tick!
- Elevator: Definitely a must-have.
- They also had a convenience store - great for on-the-go snacks.
Things to do & Ways to Relax: Does it work? (Or, My Failed Attempt at Zen)
This is the moment of truth. Does the Westin offer a true escape?
Activities (Or, How I Tried to Get "Zen") There were the expected options:
- Gym/fitness,
- Massage,
- Sauna,
- Spa,
- Swimming pool
- plus the Steamroom. Unfortunately, I still found myself in my old habits: watching TV and writing in a journal.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Luxury? (My Honest, Messy Answer)
Look, the Westin Reston Heights has promise. They've got the basics covered: accessibility, cleanliness, and comfy rooms. The pool is stunning. The breakfast is… decent.
BUT:
- The poolside bar needs a serious upgrade.
- And… well, sometimes, "luxury" is in the details. The small imperfections are there.
Final Rating: 4 out of 5 stars.
My Recommendation:
- Are you looking for a reasonably priced, well-maintained hotel with great accessibility? Then, give the Westin Reston Heights the nod.
The Bottom Line: It's a solid option for a comfortable stay, but it might not be the absolute "escape to luxury" the marketing promises.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to go on a (mostly) fictional, completely chaotic, and probably slightly disastrous trip to the Westin Reston Heights in Virginia. This isn't your perfectly curated Instagram feed, this is the raw, unfiltered reality of a human trying to enjoy a staycation. Let's dive in!
The "Pre-Trip Dread" Phase (aka Packing Hell)
Day 1: The Build-Up (aka, the day I realize I haven't actually packed yet)
- Morning (9:00 AM): The alarm blares. Ugh. Seriously, why do I set alarms on a staycation? Foolish. The thought of leaving the house, even for a fancy hotel, is… exhausting. Coffee is vital. And so is convincing myself this will actually be relaxing.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Okay, packing. Let the games begin! This is where the real fun starts. I decide I'm going to dress like a goddamn movie star, so I pull out that sequined jacket that's never seen the light of day. "Appropriate travel attire," I sarcastically mutter to my cat, Mr. Snuggles, who stares at me with complete disdain.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Panic sets in. Have I forgotten anything? Phone charger? Check. Toothbrush? Yep. My dignity? Well… we'll see about that. I overpack, naturally. Three pairs of shoes, even though I'll probably only wear my sneakers. This is the curse of being prepared… and slightly neurotic.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Husband offers to help find things in the case. No. Absolutely not. I want to be in charge. I'm still in charge, aren't I?
Arrival & Initial Impressions (aka, the good, the bad, and the REALLY ugly)
Evening (8:00 PM) - Hotel Arrival:
- Check-In: Finally! The Westin looks… swanky. The lobby is bright and there's something about a high ceiling that always makes me feel a little more civilized. Check In. Ugh. My name is butchered (it's happened before). I manage a polite, "That's close enough."
- Room Reveal: The elevator ride is agonizingly slow. Did it just stop on a floor without anyone getting on? I'm pretty sure the person across the way just gave me a dirty glance.
- The Room: Ooh, it's nice! King-sized bed, huge windows. YES! The view is… a parking lot. Okay, not ideal. But the bed looks comfy. I do a little jump on it to test the mattress. Don't judge me. And the bathroom! Marble, fancy toiletries… this is where the magic happens.
Evening (9:00 PM):
- Dinner: I'm famished. The hotel restaurant, "Cuisine," has a promising name. Order the steak. Wait. Do I want to order it Medium? Or is Medium Rare more me? I go with MEDIUM. "Medium, please!" I shout out. Then I realize, I'M ALONE! I sit by myself, observing my surroundings, and then I realized the server has no idea what just happened.
- Dinner - The Messy Parts: Okay, the steak is… chewy. And a bit overcooked (I knew I should've gone with rare!). But the wine? Divine. I'm already feeling that vacation vibe.
- An Observation: I people-watch. A couple bickering. A business traveler glued to his phone. A family with a screaming toddler. Wait. Is the screaming toddler… me? I glare at the other guests. We're all here, united in our quest for relaxation, yet somehow… there's always something.
Evening (10:00 PM):
- Room - The Unexpected Guest: I settle in for some TV. Then I hear it. A tap, tap, tap. On my window. I freeze. I slowly creep over. Nothing. Just the parking lot… staring back at me. Must've been my imagination.
- Room - The Unseen Guest: I go to bed. I stay up for an hour thinking of that sound. I hate this.
Day 2: Diving Deep (or, How I Tried to Relax and Almost Failed)
Morning (7:00 AM):
- The Snooze Button: My nemesis. I hit snooze twice, maybe three times. My brain is still not ready.
- Breakfast: Overpriced, under-delicious buffet. Sigh. But the coffee's good. And the people-watching continues. I see the same businessman glued to his phone from last night. He doesn't look any happier, poor guy.
Morning (9:00 AM) - The Spa Experience (or, My Brief, Uncoordinated Attempt at Bliss)
- The Goal: Spa day! I've always wanted to be one of those people who floats around in fluffy robes, getting pampered. This is my chance.
- The Reality: The robe is indeed fluffy. The spa itself is lovely. I have a massage scheduled. But I'm early. And nervous. What do you do in a spa lounge? I awkwardly sip cucumber water and try not to make eye contact with anyone. I think I look like a total idiot.
- Massage - The Moment of Truth: My masseuse, bless her heart, is very kind. The massage itself is good. Then, I start thinking. Did I brush my teeth correctly this morning?
- The Aftermath: I emerge from the spa feeling like a slightly less anxious version of myself. Success! But did I want to be someone else? I order myself a green smoothie. It tastes like grass.
Afternoon (1:00 PM):
- Pool Time: The pool is beautiful, gleaming in the sun. But I am not a pool person. I'm a "sit on the edge of the pool and make sure no one splashes me" person. I last all of ten minutes before finding a secluded chaise lounge. Perfection! Until… a small child with a water gun decides I look like a target.
Afternoon (3:00 PM):
- Walk and Explore: Reston sounds great. I'll take a quick walk. I get lost, I get confused. I find a cute little coffee shop. I need a coffee. I get a small treat. Life is good.
Day 3: The Departure (aka, the bittersweet end)
Morning (8:00 AM):
- Breakfast Round Two: Better than yesterday, but still underwhelming. I contemplate ordering room service just to experience a "breakfast fit for a queen" but the price tag brings me back to reality. (Queen doesn't pay for her own eggs!)
- Packing (Again): The dreaded task. I'm more efficient this time, mainly because I just want to go home. But I leave a lipstick that's definitely worth more than the hotel's stay.
- Check Out: Smooth and easy. The staff is friendly. I'm almost sad to leave. Almost.
Departure (10:00 AM):
- Final Thoughts: This wasn't the perfectly curated vacation. It wasn't the most relaxing. But it was real. And that's what matters. I'm recharged, even if I'm also slightly more stressed. I'm already planning my next escape. And next time, I'm bringing earplugs. And my own damn coffee.
